A kitchen table at evening covered with a fanned stack of blank statements, a highlighter, a calculator and a phone, with a hand mid-note.

    The Call

    A scripted, twelve-minute phone call that gets a bill lowered, including the exact sentence that moves you to the department that can do it.

    Module 4 of 84 lessonsWritten in full1 worksheet

    The lessons

    All 4, in the order they are read.

    1. 1. Who you are actually talking to
      The first person who answers is measured on call time and has a discount ceiling; retentions is measured on saves and has a different one.
    2. 2. The script
      Six sentences: what you have, what it costs, what is published, what you want, what you will do otherwise, and silence.
    3. 3. What you will do otherwise
      The only leverage a household has is the ability to actually leave, and it only counts if you have already checked that you can.
    4. 4. Getting it in writing and diarising the reversal
      A promotional rate that nobody diarises reverts, and the reversal is how a household ends up back where it started in eighteen months.

    The worksheet

    Call sheet and outcome log

    Print one per vendor. Fill the top half before you dial — especially the alternative, which you must have checked — and the bottom half while you are on the line. The reversal date is the most valuable field on the page.

    Call sheet and outcome log
    FieldFill before diallingFill during the call
    Vendor and account numberFrom the statement
    Current charge and start dateFrom the register
    Published tier you are asking for, by nameFrom Module 3
    Your specific alternative (vendor, plan, price, date)Checked, not guessed
    Name of the person you spoke to
    DepartmentFront line / retentions / supervisor

    6 further rows in the downloadable sheet.

    School of Life Hacks

    The things nobody teaches you.

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