A row of gravel pads in a small RV park at dusk, one older motorhome sitting level on blocks with warm light in its windows and a step at the door.

    What Kills the Deal

    County bans, unit rot, the tenant who removes the unit, eviction timelines, rent-to-own traps, and over-improvement. Score each one before you buy.

    Module 10 of 105 lessonsWritten in full1 worksheet

    The lessons

    All 5, in the order they are read.

    1. 1. County bans
      The county can say no, before or after you have placed units, and the only defense is to have asked first and in writing.
    2. 2. Unit rot
      Water is the only thing that destroys a unit, and it does it slowly, from the roof down, while nobody is looking.
    3. 3. The tenant removes the unit
      A unit on wheels can be towed by anyone with a truck, and the lease clause, the title, and the setup are what make it yours in fact and not only on paper.
    4. 4. Eviction timelines
      An eviction takes as long as your statute and your court say it takes, and the model has to survive that many months of zero rent on that pad.
    5. 5. Rent-to-own traps and over-improvement
      The two ways owners talk themselves out of the model's simplicity: selling the unit slowly, and building around it.

    The worksheet

    Deal-killer scorecard

    Score each risk 1 (low) to 5 (high) before the first unit and once a year after. Any single 5 is a stop: fix that line before buying the next unit. The evidence column says what a low score has to be backed by.

    Deal-killer scorecard
    RiskScore 1 (low) looks likeScore 5 (high) looks likeEvidence required for a low scoreYour scoreNext action
    County banPlanning department answered yes in writing; permit allows long-term spaces; units inside permit countNo written answer, or permit silent and unasked, or complaint historyDated email from planning; copy of permit; jurisdiction checklist complete and attorney-reviewed
    Unit rotInspected at yard with meter; week-one seal and water test dated; roof inspected spring and fallBought on photos only; water test skipped; nobody on the roof in a yearInspection checklist; water-test date in unit file; roof inspection dates on ops checklist
    Tenant removes the unitTitle in park's name in file; unit placarded; set on blocking with wheels stored or locked; lease clause initialedTitle unclear; unit on tires with hitch open; no placard; lease silentTitle copy; photograph of placard and setup; initialed lease clause
    Eviction timelineAttorney counted the weeks; screening criteria written and applied; collections ladder followed on the day; reserve covers one eviction a yearWeeks unknown; screening informal; reminders ad hoc; no reserveAttorney's written estimate of weeks; screening criteria document; ledger and notice records; reserve balance
    Rent-to-own trapNot used; or used only under an attorney-drawn installment agreement with state rules confirmedVerbal or template rent-to-own; tenant believes unit is theirsAttorney's document or a written decision not to use it
    Over-improvementStandard scope only; nothing attached to any unit; pads as Module 4 left themDecks, roofs, skirting, sheds, or interior upgrades beyond scope on any unitBudget trackers at or under cap; photographs of units as set; park rules prohibiting structures

    2 further rows in the downloadable sheet.

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